Hummer Christmas merchandise ratings spectacular!

This Christmas, I’m sure all of you noticed the abundance of Hummer merchandise available for your holiday consumption. Undoubtedly, most Green Hummer Project supporters avoided this cross-commercialization like the plague, but us Green Hummer crew members were in a good position to receive Hummer gag gifts this year. In fact, Stephen received a Hummer flashlight from his parents for Christmas. Not only a good joke, it’s actually very practical! This useful but Hummer-ized gift was the inspiration for this catalog of H2-related Christmas gifts.